Why Noob better than pro!

Grandpa & Grandson lil talk

"Grandson: tell me about ur uni life..

Grandpa: it was awesome! i sleep all day long..n play dota when im awake..i know nothing..nor care bout anything..dont want to join anything..but surely i have lots of frens..whom i never even speak to in real life..or too scared to speak to..i mean, who need real people nowadays?im e coolest person in dis virtual world.."